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[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's probably too complicated to do it all at once. By the time they finally figure it out, they already want to do more and the cycle repeats and never ends... although maybe thats the solution. They want to do so many layoffs that they can't do them all at once (but have to) and end up in a perpetual never ready to do layoffs situation, so no one gets laid off!

Magic!

this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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