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Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes...... (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] zaphod@feddit.de 35 points 7 months ago

ThisCommentsMakeItSoThatYouHateMeForWritingLikeThisSeriouslyICanNotStopPleaseSendHelp

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Makes it even better that I'm on mobile so the text wrapped half way through a word.

[-] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 months ago

I can read that without any issues whatsoever.

But. If. You. Put. Periods. Between. Each. Word. My brain will force a pause between every single one and I can't override it.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 7 months ago

Forever Ago I Ran A Minecraft Server And 2 Friends Joined And One Typed Everything They Said Like This and the other managed to misspell every single word with more than 2 letters in it. They misspelled the word "the!" According to Sir Capitalizes Every Single Word, its just much easier to type that way, which raised far more questions than answers...

[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 5 points 7 months ago

Would you like a snake to replace your camel?

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago

Careful, Pascal doesn't like it when you call him a camel

[-] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

Thanks for preparing your comment for my dependency injection! I agree that refactorability of comments is preferable over prematurely optimizing for performance.