Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 8 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro, it's a trillion ton bridge. You're comparing a bug flying into a windshield and telling me the windshield should break. R u serious 4 real?

Huyuck. Sorry for that. But this is the kind of shit you're going to have to deal with. So you better have an answer for it.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

"If I hit your kneecap with a hammer, I'm only taking out one support, but your hole ass is hitting the ground" seems like a good response