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Maybe he didn't pee.
Maybe he pood.
I'd be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I'd need a diagram to understand it.
No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.
Takes a little practice.
Well you see, it's an elaborate system of pulleys and levers, sort of like a Rube Goldberg machine...
People seem to forget the agility of the shower poop man.
Footprints the wrong way
That's assuming he didn't poo onto the porch and then toss it. ;)
Seems like that would had left an even more telling track in the snow.