this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2024
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[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 months ago

Ok, just piss in the corner then.

[–] PeePantsMcgee@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass