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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.

LoL oh damn

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include....

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.

That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.

[–] style99@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.