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Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On (www.theonion.com)
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[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero

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