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[-] raindrop1988@lemmy.world 162 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 78 points 5 months ago

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 55 points 5 months ago

If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

[-] raindrop1988@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Actually I'm his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.

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