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New restaurant concept (pawb.social)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Interstellar_1@pawb.social to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"The restaurant is free to come in and sit down at a table. If you want to choose something from our specials menu, we charge $15 a month. If you want to choose from our full Ala Carte menu, it's $35 a month."

"Oh, I've never been here before, I'm not sure if I'll like it or want to come back. Can I just pay for tonight?"

"If you pay yearly, it's 20% off."

"That's not what I aske..."

"Why don't you come in for a free entree?"

"Free?"

"I'll just need your credit card details, you can cancel any time."

"..."

"Offer expires in 39 minutes."

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

And if you want to know what's in the food you can! Only $9.99 per month extra!