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Bring out the rule book (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago (56 children)

They're being a ruler is the joke

[–] imgcat@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

That's why you don't follow grammar rules

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Yeah but we can't use it; it's why lots of anarchists like wh40k but none of us can play it.

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nuh uh! They're participating in lively debate through which all parties can come to a ruling by consensus! They're just really good at it. Um, what's a ruler again anyways? 🤔

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