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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 102 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (10 children)

Maybe the result of US education system

CHRISTIAN 4TH GRADE SCHOOL TEXTBOOK TRIES TO EXPLAIN ELECTRICITY

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Link to the book please, I can't believe this.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 60 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I second this, it seems a bit too much on the nose to be real.

Edit: Omg, it's real.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

The reviews are hilarious

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Funny, that giving drugs to children is illegal, but shit like this not.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish people would give me all these free drugs, they're wasted on the children.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

Those free drugs are mostly a lie, drugs are expensive.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 23 points 7 months ago

Fourth grade textbook published by Bob Jones University, and highlighted in a ScienceBlogs post by PZ Myers

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago

I have a high degree of confidence this is real. Looks like the hard work of Bob Jones University Press.

I won’t disable my ad blocker to view the site, but there may be a discussion about it here:

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/christian_4th_grade_school_textbook_tries_to_explain_electricity

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

People have most certainly felt electricity.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Mistaking it for being touched by the hand of god, when they were trying to remove the bread from the toaster with a fork.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As someone who did this before knowing it was dangerous I got away with it a ridiculous amount of times.

[–] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your username seems to be weirdly accurate.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

It was not a title I chose but one I simply learned to accept.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

How was your Operation game? I'm guessing you won a lot.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 8 points 7 months ago

Also thunder and lightning really ought to count as seeing and hearing electricity.

Hell, seeing anything at all may technically count, because electromagnetic waves.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

People can also say where it's from.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is that really from a book that used to teach children? Holy fuckin hell. No wonder America got shittier every day.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wonder whether the kids being taught by that book ever zapped each other with static

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 13 points 7 months ago

IT'S LIKE MAGIC!

Then they probably got punished for practicing witchcraft and dark arts.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As an electrical engineer, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Don't forget holy water in your toolbox.

[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

I didn't know you can't work when the sun is down. Are electricians vampires?!?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

BRING IT FORTH

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Christians are as fucking stupid as djt it seems

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Feeding the children since centuries

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

What a loser. Everyone who has watched the Pokemon TV show knows what electricity looks like.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

I threw up a little in my mouth...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

If you really want to feel it you can, very easily. I have its quite the sensation

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 1 points 7 months ago

I've been shocked a couple of times, I think I have an okay idea of what electricity feels like