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Where is this strange planet that has 30 months?!?
THE PLANET THAT WENT TO THE MOON USA USA USA
(plz help im sick and I cant afford a doctor)
There, there, at least you have
I regret starting this
Um
Hold on
Oh, I believe the Cybertruck is a pinnacle of design and expertly crafted
Expertly crafted with the expectation that rust wouldn't exist after it went to production.
Those C lovers just don't know when to quit.
Also the pedal cover that isn't attached and can slide up, jamming the thing into gogogo mode.
What a lovingly crafted vehicle
the alien world of "USA". I am currently stuck here. everything is backwards. please send help!
I've never thought about this exactly, but I bet there are a lot of planets with 30 month years when compared to Earth's orbit of the sun.