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In the toy factory (lemmy.world)
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[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."

Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."

a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard .

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 35 points 5 months ago

Where is this strange planet that has 30 months?!?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

THE PLANET THAT WENT TO THE MOON USA USA USA

(plz help im sick and I cant afford a doctor)

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

There, there, at least you have

I regret starting this

Um

Hold on

Oh, I believe the Cybertruck is a pinnacle of design and expertly crafted

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

Expertly crafted with the expectation that rust wouldn't exist after it went to production.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Those C lovers just don't know when to quit.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

Also the pedal cover that isn't attached and can slide up, jamming the thing into gogogo mode.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

What a lovingly crafted vehicle

[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

the alien world of "USA". I am currently stuck here. everything is backwards. please send help!

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I've never thought about this exactly, but I bet there are a lot of planets with 30 month years when compared to Earth's orbit of the sun.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

Success! One chuckle an eye roll, and a head shake.

I think my wife only chuckled out of sympathy, though.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago
[-] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.

[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 8 points 5 months ago

Could somebody translate the post into text for those of us who use screen readers?

[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."

Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."

a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard.

[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 9 points 5 months ago

That is a fantastic description. Thank you very much. And the joke itself is so bad, LOL.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

I'll admit that it took me way too long to get it.

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

12/30/22

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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