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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length

Professionals know: No pain, no gain.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

That's some BDSM shit... wonder how you handle cactuses.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Simple, elegant... I like it 👍.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago

"hey where do you want this cactus? ... Yeah I can wait"

starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 months ago

Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you'd be a perfect fit.