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Showerthoughts

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 96 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you don't pay your monthly vacuum fee, Hoover will turn it off remotely.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unlock more power for an extra $4.99/month*

*warranty period reduced by 1 week per use of MaxPower mode

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Hahaha

There’s a real life example of this somewhere right?

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Time to wrap my vacuum in tin foil