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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
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When life gives you gators, don't make gatorade - make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don't want your damn gators, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the gators. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
You have been in stasis for 99999...
First they'll chomp ya, then they'll explode!