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A shadow of his former self (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kellyaster@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

new Spiced Gold label featuring the new, less fun Captain Morgan design

This is the new Spiced Gold label. They did keep the barrel instead of changing it to a chest, but overall it's not exactly what I'd call an improvement. They had the equivalent of Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook as their logo and they replaced him with David Arquette

Edit: also, he's holding his sword like it's a cane. Wtf lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It looks like he's holding the guard instead of the handle. I don't get it.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Can't unsee! I wonder if it's ai generated?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

The logo kinda makes sense for the alcohol free version:

https://media.captainmorgan.com/media/ix0gstkf/captain-morgan-gb-0-0.png?mode=crop

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What in the god's name is this abomination?! Rum without alcohol? So, water?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sugar cane water

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Children's grog.

[–] fhqwgads@possumpat.io 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol free uses the barrel instead of the chest. Come on, it's right there.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Clearly the non-alcoholic version is what they consider the real treasure...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Alcohol free rum?

Jesus Christ

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

...they replaced him with David Arquette.

Me: "Huh?" *pinch zoom in* "Holly fucking shit!"