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This is the new Spiced Gold label. They did keep the barrel instead of changing it to a chest, but overall it's not exactly what I'd call an improvement. They had the equivalent of Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook as their logo and they replaced him with David Arquette
Edit: also, he's holding his sword like it's a cane. Wtf lol
The logo kinda makes sense for the alcohol free version:
https://media.captainmorgan.com/media/ix0gstkf/captain-morgan-gb-0-0.png?mode=crop
What in the god's name is this abomination?! Rum without alcohol? So, water?
Sugar cane water
Children's grog.
Alcohol free uses the barrel instead of the chest. Come on, it's right there.
Clearly the non-alcoholic version is what they consider the real treasure...
Alcohol free rum?
Jesus Christ