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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] manpacket@lemmyrs.org 60 points 1 year ago

Then there's Haskell that would remove (well, used to at some point) your source code file if you made any errors: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 year ago

The world's angriest compiler.

[-] TheCee@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

So that's what inspired Vigil...

[-] KazuoZeru@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Reading their page gave me a good laugh. Didn't know about this before, and I'm glad to have learned about its existence

[-] palitu@lemmy.perthchat.org 3 points 1 year ago

Vigil deleted a function. Won't that cause the functions that call it to fail?

It would seem that those functions appear to be corrupted as well. Run Vigil again and it will take care of that for you. Several invocations may be required to fully excise all bugs from your code.

Yeah. this bit got me

[-] xoggy@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

When the compiler is being more helpful than you realize.

[-] noli@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

That's actually hilarious

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