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What’s the catch.
https://www.theonion.com/give-us-1-or-the-onion-disappears-forever-1851436787
I am $1 poorer
Is that for real or has the takeover made that unnecessary? Can't tell anymore is they're serious
Anymore? The onion is, and always has been, dead serious.
Even the jokes.
Especially the jokes.
“Me? A subversive political agent? No I am just a simple tailor as you can see, look around my shop and all you will find are handmade jokes created by the best craftsman in the Alpha Quadrant”
Jokes you say hmm?
Haha, guess I could have read it a bit closer
Yah I would hink so
Bu he onion news nework needs he leer E!
Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !
Oh shi.
Oh no! Wha will w do wihout and ?
That seems to be their article announcing the takeover, if so, that's a pretty great way to prove they have the same sense of humour and intentions.
Also, looking forward to new episodes of onion news network. Hope they can get some of the original staff back too, the "morning show" hosts were awesome.
That fucking iWheel keyboard had me dying when it came out. "with a single button you can type anything you want."
Who did the Mactini video? They've got a similar 'one button to type' gag.