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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I need to report a desk crime to the desk sergeant please.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Will they issue a bench warrant?

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They’ll need a sitting judge to sign off on the bench warrant.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

The judge should give him the chair