troybot

Sadly, boar vessel was a fake 😞

And you'd think a simple solution is just leave out the hyphen when you put you name in, but that can also lead to problems when the system is looking for a 100% perfect match.

And good luck if they need to scan the barcode on your ID.

Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

I'd like to think mass extinction of livestock would help stop climate change, but then capitalism would just invent a meat cloning factory that would produce double the methane

I wonder why nobody reads news from legitimate sources anymore.

No they list the ingredients on the front of the box. Fruit and Loops.

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Pokemon Go to the polls

Yeah you've got it. Stop letting them get away with it.

That Supreme Court justice nomination that was stolen by McConnell

Wicconana forever