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I just love pain
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Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don't deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won't break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
Found the project manager.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn't get to knock off on time.
Lmao, so you're not a programmer, are you?