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[–] makuus@pawb.social 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Substitute “walking down a road” with: “having dinner at a conference”, “chatting over lattes at the local coffee shop”, or “at a neighborhood cookout” as makes sense.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So this pig is fucking a chicken, and the chicken says...

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

…stop cluckin around back here! We’ve got customers to serve.