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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 104 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

its clear in hindsight that there needs to be more regulation to prevent buyouts of competitors and more protections for workers under buyouts/mergers such as paying workers for at least 3 years after the sale of a company.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why did you decide on the arbitrary number of three years? Why not ten years?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

3 gives people time to wrap up projects, move etc, basically any life most folks could have reasonably scheduled can be shifted in 3 years, it gives new parents time to take care of their kid and transition back to normal work. And the way to do it would be to have the companies pay the wages whether they lay them off or not (encouraging retraining rather than layoffs.)

Although if what you wanted to do was was absolutely ruin the incentives that mergers create for layoffs the average appointment length of a CEO might do it.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

get bought out

never show up for work again for a decade

still getting paid

😎

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's UBI with extra steps, but I honestly think ten years is a great idea for no reason.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 5 points 6 months ago

Whoa let's not get crazy here