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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Microsoft is buying up companies to stockpile IP. Simple as that.

And then they do nothing with that.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

IP has value, we amass value. Are we missing a step? -stockholders

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Stockholders also get value extracting your happiness

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh they can do worse than nothing. Their history is full of hold my beer and EEE.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Their history is full of hold my beer and EEE.

Is it still EEE when they're shooting themselves in the foot all the time? Xbox 360 had a good run but then during the cycle they dropped the ball and even got overtaken by PS3 late. One and Series S/X don't matter that much.

[–] TheHooligan95@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are they shootimg themselves in the foot if they're making record profits?

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

The gaming division isn't. Last good ride was Xbox 360.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I think for the people suffering from the extinguish it is.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

No one else can, either.