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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/PillowPete on 2024-05-13 06:11:05+00:00.

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[-] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 32 points 4 months ago

Without seeing the other hand, we have no way of knowing that Q-tips caused this reaction.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 4 months ago

The other Q-tip is up his urethra and it's spinning.

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 31 points 4 months ago
[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

It’s ok - it’s the urethra that’s spinning.

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

welcome back, meatspin

[-] Eol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

The universal clock of time.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 4 months ago

Ohh jacking it pales in comparison to hitting the e spot.

[-] Eol@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

I'm going to creat vibrating q-tips.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 4 months ago

Yes I need something like that, I have a spot that needs pressure and friction to relive and one day I'm gonna unravel one and get it stuck in my ear.

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