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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I can control it. However, the indignity of pooping like a savage without a bidet is far preferable to the discomfort of flexing my sphincter all day.

I wish I was like my wife who just wakes up and poops right away. But alas I don't get going until after my second cup of coffee.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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