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Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"innocents"

(As a teacher, if that wasn't obvious)

Never met highschoolers huh?