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Anon catches his wife (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lesbian friends are eternal

Isn't that the new My Little Pony movie?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

They are still after me, generations have passed and those lesbian friends of my great great great great father do not how to quit

I tried stabbing, burning, decapitation, even slicing them up in little pieces using a blender. They always return

I do not know how much longer I can take it, this bloodline needs to end with me, it is the only way for the curse to end. The curse of the eternal lesbians

.* becomes gay .*

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ahahahahahaha. Well, not the new one: