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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When did I ever say only femmes are tasting my lumpia? C'mon, homie. My diminutive oriental dingus is less lonely than you think.

I've never had a problem with my race. Reading your weird rebuttal makes me feel downright chauvanistic. 2 quips is "several lengthy replies" if you're not genetically predisposed to be good at math, i guess

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Bruh I got you and rab mixed up. This is why I try not to comment once my ADHD meds wear off.