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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So do you think that all of the following are true?

  1. I have actual evidence that men who drive trucks have small penises
  2. I care about the size of their penises

If both were true, congratulations, you would have successfully found someone body shaming. Since neither are true (obviously), you found jack shit but sounded pompous anyhow

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're really passionate about shaming people for their physical shortcomings (ba dum tss). I suggest you invest that energy into becoming a less toxic person.

https://www.kcl.ac.uk/penis-size-shaming-is-still-too-normalised.-its-time-to-talk-about-it

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

What a weirdo. I guess tells us your size, or that you have a big redneck truck. Both?