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Tech Jobs Be Like (lemmy.ml)

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[–] omalaul@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hard requirement is 8 years of software engineering and the daily tasks include maintaining 47 different Excel sheets because the CPO likes the format.

[–] Kolgeirr@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

8 years of experience programming in a language that didn't exist until two years ago.

[–] such_fifty_bucks@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Easy just work 160 hours a week. That leaves time for a nice 8 hour night of sleep, just like the doctor recommends.