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Damn, good for Michael Che. He's not ugly or anything. He's handsome enough. But he batted way out of his league.
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Iβm trolling. Itβs the other one.
James Austin Johnson? π
am i the only one who doesn't find most hollywood women particularly appealing? like yeah scarlet isn't ugly or anything, but she looks a bit weird and stiff and i get the distinct impression that everyone says these women are attractive just because they have smooth skin and look rich..
like, a lot of the women i see just randomly on the street irl are WAY more attractive than those in hollywood
I don't know if you're the only one, but I cannot make the claim that Scarlett Johannson is anything but stunningly beautiful in my perception.
i too am gay
I don't think she is anymore attractive than most other Hollywood stars. My favorite roll of her's is from Ghost World. I've only seen a handful of her movies. But she's that busty blonde that is a favorite type for many. Personally I'm more partial to Zoey Daschanel. I have watched most of her movies and definitely don't really like her but she's very pretty and I enjoy watching her. I have never watched the tv show she's in. I like M Ward but I don't like their collaboration. π€·ββοΈ
People like the fantasy that Hollywood types provide. Something it's just that and Scarlet ticks the boxes.
a no makeup pic was leaked 10 years ago or so and she got furious and tried to sue, and she looked awful in it