Greentext

4411 readers

1351 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

379

Anon is about to go robe shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

37 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Should have started looksmaxing.

The truth is girls have way more options than guys and girls aren't going to choose the worst option.

But still 30 is still young. (I actually can't believe how far away and old 30 once felt). But look after yourself and be nice to be around. Someone will touch your peepee.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

But also they need to personalitymax. Pretty don’t keep me company

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

dunno I've seen some visually mismatched (by social/tv media standards) couples. The fat white weeabo man with the cutesy japanese girlfriend exists, I've seen him and he's huge yet somehow absolutely terrifyingly good at ddr/itg. The man defies gravity on those no bar cardio tracks. There are others too but this man is a legend at the arcade I frequented in highschool. Actually I've has suspicions that he is just fat looking, but actually rock solid if you were to poke his belly. In hindsight probably not the worst option...

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is maybe a subtle but big difference between being a fat slob and being powerful.

Big guys/ strong guys always seemed to be attractive at least to some people. Henry the 8th was big to look good. Apparently he was much slimmer as a youth.

But I'm not a woman and I have no first hand experience on being overweight so what do I know?