this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
671 points (97.6% liked)

The Onion

4446 readers
161 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
671
CEO Warns That No Student Involved In Protests Will Ever Be Hired At Genocide Inc. (www.theonion.com)
submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
13 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Onion, doing the Lord's work, yet again.

[โ€“] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

They got their teeth back.