The only reason I have not won an Oscar is because nobody has filmed me pretending to be a normal, happy, functioning adult when I go to work.
Sorry, I'd submit it to the academy but I tend to stop filming once you get to work
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The only reason I have not won an Oscar is because nobody has filmed me pretending to be a normal, happy, functioning adult when I go to work.
Sorry, I'd submit it to the academy but I tend to stop filming once you get to work