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lmao, but he will wiggle.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago
[-] bleaume@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago
[-] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Consider this: it would be very funny

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed

Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

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