"If we pick the person who provokes the least revulsion among the peons, we can prepare a bloodfeast for Moloch without having to answer so many questions"
Speaker
I'd go with holoerotica or homeoerotica.
Honestly, this makes it worse.
- I can already masturbate perfectly, shipping that work out to a second body just seems redundant.
- They're you, so their otherwise disarming or embarrassing sex farts are just yours, ventriloquized, so they're less funny.
- The sexual tension never has room to breathe, so it just builds and builds without respite because no one does anything to disrupt the tempo.
- You already know about your bad knee, the erogenous zones are already mapped, it's an overall dull experience of zero discovery.
- If you like to do side stuff, at some point you'll have to entirely change places on your sex surface so you can both have a turn on your preferred side.
And these are just the first things to come to mind.
Free admission to the museum. No promises about an exit, though.
a capability Israel is known to possess but doesn’t publicly confirm it has.
Okay, so we're just publishing this now? Every time I talk about this elsewhere people act like I'm just lying, but the Wicked Shitty Journal is just saying it?
Why would I want a bust with a big chunk missing?
Duke Joe Atreides would bite down on the poison tooth and Trump would wriggle out of it again as Stephen Miller takes the gas to the face.
Calling it now, he fell out of his goon hammock.
"Berniecrat who has been in line since 2016 because 'they have to keep the polls open until I vote'" is a very powerful character. Very excited for blue MAGA to turn into blue sedevacantists.
Now that this is over, I can finally find out how the election shook out.
My disinformatsiya has influenced dozens of innocent patriots!
It's Two Princes by Spin Doctors.