Speaker

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It's Two Princes by Spin Doctors.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

"If we pick the person who provokes the least revulsion among the peons, we can prepare a bloodfeast for Moloch without having to answer so many questions"

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I'd go with holoerotica or homeoerotica.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, this makes it worse.

  • I can already masturbate perfectly, shipping that work out to a second body just seems redundant.
  • They're you, so their otherwise disarming or embarrassing sex farts are just yours, ventriloquized, so they're less funny.
  • The sexual tension never has room to breathe, so it just builds and builds without respite because no one does anything to disrupt the tempo.
  • You already know about your bad knee, the erogenous zones are already mapped, it's an overall dull experience of zero discovery.
  • If you like to do side stuff, at some point you'll have to entirely change places on your sex surface so you can both have a turn on your preferred side.

And these are just the first things to come to mind.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Free admission to the museum. No promises about an exit, though.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a capability Israel is known to possess but doesn’t publicly confirm it has.

Okay, so we're just publishing this now? Every time I talk about this elsewhere people act like I'm just lying, but the Wicked Shitty Journal is just saying it?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Why would I want a bust with a big chunk missing?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Duke Joe Atreides would bite down on the poison tooth and Trump would wriggle out of it again as Stephen Miller takes the gas to the face.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Calling it now, he fell out of his goon hammock.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

"Berniecrat who has been in line since 2016 because 'they have to keep the polls open until I vote'" is a very powerful character. Very excited for blue MAGA to turn into blue sedevacantists.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Now that this is over, I can finally find out how the election shook out.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

My disinformatsiya has influenced dozens of innocent patriots!

 

Literally who the fuck are you? Fight me irl. Do not give me your party-approved talking points for why just this one time you need to keep doing the same thing you're told to do every single time. You are not protecting queers by teaching your government that exterminationism is tolerable (even justified!)

 

I will not watch it, but the fact they made it at all pings my "consent manufacturing machine says get into the thresher, poors" detector.

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3654442

Given the recent discourse with regard to trans/misogyny and the call for reading more fucking books to fix your brainworms, I present an anthology of queer insurrectionist writing.

I particularly recommend "Toward the Queerest Insurrection", "Criminal Intimacy", and "Preliminary Notes on Modes of Reproduction".

In a similar vein, I recommend "I Don't Bash Back, I Shoot First!".

  1. Be gay
  2. Do crimes
  3. Start a gang
  4. Take up space

Feel free to cross post this into your favorite gender-adjacent comms to stir the pot and promote the war against God!

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3458356

My neighborhood group chat is incredibly coconut-pilled and I need some agitprop to put on the street, but I am untalented. I have a printer for small stuff and will throw money at a local print shop for bigger things, I just need material to print. Anti-genocide, pro-PSL/Green (I think they're both on the ballot here), whatever you got. The more discomforting for your average lib the better. Lawn signs and shit to hang in the windows would be ideal for the inescapability, but pamphlets are also fine.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Speaker@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
 

My neighborhood group chat is incredibly coconut-pilled and I need some agitprop to put on the street, but I am untalented. I have a printer for small stuff and will throw money at a local print shop for bigger things, I just need material to print. Anti-genocide, pro-PSL/Green (I think they're both on the ballot here), whatever you got. The more discomforting for your average lib the better. Lawn signs and shit to hang in the windows would be ideal for the inescapability, but pamphlets are also fine.

 
 

It's just incredibly funny to me that the people transcribing Biden's 4-year death rattle use [inaudible] when this is manifestly false. You can absolutely hear every word; it should rightly be transcribed as [unintelligible]. Discuss.

 

I've been using this so long that I was shocked I couldn't find it referenced on this site. Feels like having a superpower while browsing :reddit-logo: or Wikipedia.

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