183

submitted 5 months ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

4 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social 15 points 5 months ago

Why though?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 5 months ago

Half as Interesting done made a video about it:

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 9 points 5 months ago

Because their annual budget is over a billion dollars and rising. You can't spend this all on just payroll and cop cars.

this post was submitted on 31 May 2024

183 points (96.4% liked)

The Onion

4413 readers

586 users here now

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS