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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] devbo@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've heard you have to think like a criminal to catch one, but i have not heard let a criminal run your goverment to stop crime. but it really makes sense if you don't think about it, making nothing illegal would mean no more crime.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

making nothing illegal would mean no more crime

Nah, they'd focus on the important crimes, like pot smoking and abortions.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Or being the wrong color, loving the wrong person or reading the wrong books