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Big Tractor will not get me, and I will never be in close proximity to any banana. ๐ซ๐
Because they'll be extinct soon? :-(
Because I abhor them
Why are you afraid of big tractor if you're not a banana? I'm bird-dogging you, banana, I'm gonna expose you.
Seems either you or I have very inaccurate notions about how bananas are cultivated and harvested ๐ค
We can't blame the paupers for their unawareness of such methods. We can only blame ourselves.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/bananas-transported-tractor-23917763.jpg
Any more wild aspersions you want to cast on my character?
Are you with the bananas? What kind of agricultural produce are you?
WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS HERE
Edit: maybe you can EXPLAIN THIS YOU FRUITERRORIST
I'm not making any claims on my bananayness. I'm just not going to be around any exterior bananas, whether I am one or not. No banana. Obviously not.
Why are you being so specific in your denials?
Always have been. Why are you so insistent in your questioning of my banana free reputation?
"Always have been" specific in your denials... like the specific insistence that you're not a banana. I'm starting to wonder if you're some other kind of berry. It would fit the evidence just as well.
I'm not saying anything about whether or not I happen to be a banana. Just that I won't be around them.