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[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 98 points 4 months ago

Jokes on you Nathan's, now I know Impossible makes hot dogs and want to get some. Their brats are pretty good, didn't know they made hot dogs.

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 4 months ago

Yes but are these Impossible Hot Dogs made from the dregs of plants that were too disgusting to use for any other purpose? If they can't meet that high bar then I don't know if I even want them.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 65 points 4 months ago

They’re made of plant lips and assholes.

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

What's even the point of a hot dog if it isn't made from a ground-up pig's asshole?

[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hell yeah pig lips and assholes! I know exactly what I’m eating and it’s delicious. Waste not, want not!

Although, after having an impossible burger, which was surprisingly good, I’d try an impossible dog or brat for sure. Can’t hurt the cholesterol levels I’d imagine.

[-] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Impossible brats are quite good.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

For real. They’re practically toppings vessels for me anyway. If Impossible dogs don’t give you the hot dog burps, I’ll never eat another beef frank.

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Or you can minmax your hotdog burps and chug hot ham water instead.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My only problems with Impossible products is they're usually quite a bit saltier than actual meat and of course that it's usually more expensive then meat products. If they fixed both of those problems I'd be okay with replacing a good percentage of my meat consumption with them.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

I am once again asking for meat and dairy subsidies to be shifted to alternatives.

I'm perfectly happy with oat milk, especially in how it keeps longer, but not it being twice the price per gallon.

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Nah, let's ban anything that doesn't include maximum animal suffering.

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[-] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It's been a little while since I checked, but the last time I was thinking of making chilli, I decided against it because the ground beef was too expensive. I use the fattier/cheaper beef, and depending on which store I checked, the Impossible/Beyond products were either slightly cheaper than real meat, or the same price. Of all the shops I checked, the cheapest option ended up being Impossible or Beyond.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

I say this without judgement as a fellow carnist, but you can definitely get away with eating less meat than you think. It's just a matter of figuring out how to prep and cook other protein sources.

I've got myself up to "almost vegan" except for when visiting family. Next step is bringing my own grillables lol that'll be to-do, I just know it

[-] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

There's a food truck in my town that serves vegan hot dogs, and they are awesome. If Impossible can manage to make theirs half that good, I'll probably buy them over the real meat ones even though I'm not a vegan.

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah fr I'm gonna find some tonight - thanks for the free advertising! Impossible brats are a bangin, so I'm sure the hot dog will be great too.

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