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Texas to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of “The Green Mile” by Executing 25 Innocent People (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago (10 children)

I didn't eat it, but I started to bite down.

[–] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

Damn I chewed

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