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“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom (lemmy.world)

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6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”

The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.

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[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There aren't other fairies but you should keep a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Otherwise known as the night man, aaaAAAAHHH.