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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At the same time we call children “human larve” and everyone is ok with that

In Low Saxon (and Northern German) there's "Schietbüddel". Depending on how you translate it it could mean "chaotic/sticky minion" or "bundle of excrement".

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

"Bundle of excrement". Wow I like it