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[–] notabot@lemm.ee 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For most people, your brain is probably pretty good at vividly imaging the sensation of licking different surfaces. Try it; focus an imagine licking a towel. Mmm. Fluffy!

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But DO NOT imagine chewing on a towel

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also do not think about breathing manually!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Instructions unclear, I'm imagining chewing on tin foil.

Ow.