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For most people, your brain is probably pretty good at vividly imaging the sensation of licking different surfaces. Try it; focus an imagine licking a towel. Mmm. Fluffy!
But DO NOT imagine chewing on a towel
Also do not think about breathing manually!
Dang it.
Instructions unclear, I'm imagining chewing on tin foil.
Ow.