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Anon is your financial advisor (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 156 points 4 months ago

Ah yes. How to get by without a job:

  • Fraud (false warranty claims)
  • Theft (stealing coins from vending machine)
  • Gambling (crypto)
  • Literally just self-employment (starting a drop shipping business/flipping things on eBay)
[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

yeah you're only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Some multimillionaire is PISSED at your comment

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

nah just their fanbois

[-] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

"Lifehack: Literally just steal"

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