I love the leak in the other room. Get ready to reset the counter folks!

He’s high as balls

If I’m waking up at 5:30am and not drinking caffeine for 90 minutes, I’m definitely mourning.

I suspect the ultimate destination for these turtles was “being consumed” vs being a pet.

It’s going well

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.

In September 2004, Walnut arrived at NZCBI’s Virginia campus, where scientists regularly breed cranes that have behavioral or physical limitations by using assisted reproduction techniques, including artificial insemination. By observing and mimicking how NZCBI’s male white-naped cranes interacted with their mates during breeding season, bird keeper Chris Crowe gained Walnut’s elusive trust. He pair-bonded with her by flapping his arms in a manner similar to the species’ unison dance, offered her nesting materials and brought her food. Once she was receptive to breeding, Crowe was able to use sperm collected from a male crane to artificially inseminate Walnut without the need for physical restraint

They had 8 chicks together.

I’m not thinking about it, but it’s one of my favorites yet. I was a little worried the last time I saw fish that it was a call for help.

callback executed

💃

Unmatched pleasure in your T zone (the area of the keyboard with the letter T)

Eh, I’m partial to Baja Blast Cytosol. Original just isn’t it.

How get Gregnant?