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[–] Toribor@corndog.social 149 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Me, dead, deleting all my social media to make it a big mystery or something.

[–] schwim@lemm.ee 83 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The majority of men showed changes in behavior before the suicide, especially social withdrawal,

Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10488060/

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

If you’re considering ending it all, make one phone call. You’ve got nothing to lose.

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Edit: Apparently the link I posted above is not viewable by everyone. So, below is the content of the article in Markdown format:

Argentina Suicide Prevention Resources

Australia Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 000
  • Lifeline Australia
    • Dial 13 11 14 for 24/7 crisis support
    • Text 0477 13 11 14 for 24/7 text support

Austria Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency numbers: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 133 for police, 144 for an ambulance, and 122 for the fire brigade
  • Emergency psychiatric hotline: 01 313 30; 24/7 support is available
  • Suicide prevention hotline: 01 713 3374
  • Telefon Seelsorge
    • Dial 142 for 24/7 crisis support
    • For online chat support, visit Telefon Seelsorge's website; available from 4 pm to 11 pm Central European Time

Belgium Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 101 for police, and 100 for a medical emergency or the fire brigade
  • Zelfmoord 1813
    • Dial 1813 for 24/7 crisis support
    • For online chat support, visit Zelfmoord's website; available from 5:00 pm to 12:am Central European Time

Canada Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 911
  • Talk Suicide Canada
    • Dial 1-833-456-4566 for 24/7 crisis support
    • Text 45645 for text support; available 4 pm to midnight ET
  • In Quebec:
    • Dial 1-866-APPELLE (277-3553) for 24/7 crisis support
    • Text 535353 for 24/7 text support
    • For 24/7 chat support, visit suicide.ca
  • Kids Help Phone
    • 24/7 text support: Text CONNECT to 686868

Chile Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency numbers: Call 133 for police; call 131 for medical assistance
  • Teléfono de la Esperanza
    • Dial (00 56 42) 22 12 00

Colombia Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 123
  • Teléfono de la esperanza
    • Dial (57-1) 372 24 25
    • In Medellín, dial (57) 604 604 27 84
  • Ministerio de Salud y Protección Social (Ministry of Health and Social Protection)

Denmark Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 112
  • Medical Helpline 1813
    • For emergency medical help in the Capital Region of Denmark, dial 1813 on weekends, or after 4 pm Monday through Friday
  • Livslinien
    • Call the crisis line at 70 201 201 every day.
    • Access online chat on Mondays and Thursdays between 5 pm and 9 pm, and on weekends between 1 pm and 5 pm.
  • Psykiatrifonden
    • Access mental health support every day by calling 39 25 25 25

France Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 112
  • National suicide prevention number: 3114
    • 24/7 crisis support; visit 3114.fr to learn more
  • Suicide Écoute
    • Dial 01 45 39 40 00 for 24/7 crisis support
  • SOS Suicide Phénix
    • Dial 01 40 44 46 45 for phone support between 1 pm and 11 pm Central European Time

Germany Suicide Prevention Resources

Hong Kong Suicide Prevention Resources

Ireland Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 112 or 999
  • The Samaritans
    • Dial 116 123 for 24/7 mental health support
  • Mental Health Ireland
  • Text About It
    • For 24/7 text support, text 50808
    • On smaller phone networks (such as An Post or 48), text HELLO to 0861800280

Mexico Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 911
  • Consejo Ciudadano
    • Dial 55 5533-5533 for 24/7 crisis support

New Zealand Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 111
  • National mental health and addiction hotline: 1737
    • Can be reached by phone or text; learn more at 1737.org.nz
  • Lifeline Aotearoa
    • Dial 0800 543 354 for 24/7 crisis support
    • Dial 0508 828 865 for the suicide crisis helpline
    • Text HELP to 4357 for 24/7 text support

Singapore Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 999 (police) or 995
  • The Samaritans of Singapore
    • Dial 1767 for the 24/7 hotline
    • WhatsApp 9151 1767 for 24/7 text support

South Africa Suicide Prevention Resources

Spain Suicide Prevention Resources

Sweden Suicide Prevention Resources

Switzerland Suicide Prevention Resources

  • National emergency number: 112 (EU emergency number), 117 for police, 144 for ambulance
  • Die Dargebotene Hand
    • Dial 143 for 24/7 mental health support in German, French, and Italian
    • For help in English, dial 0800 143 000 between 6 pm and 11 pm, or visit heart2heart.143.ch
    • Online chat support is available in German, French, and Italian

United Kingdom Suicide Prevention Resources

United States Suicide Prevention Resources

  • ~~National emergency number: 911~~ (DO NOT CALL 911 IF YOU'RE SUICIDAL!)
  • Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: 988
    • Accessible by phone or text
    • 24/7 support in English or Spanish
    • 24/7 support for deaf or hard-of-hearing individuals; learn more at 988lifeline.org. For TTY Users: Use your preferred relay service or dial 711 then 988
    • Online chat: Visit 988lifeline.org
  • Crisis Text Line
    • 24/7 text support: Text HOME to 741741
[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

The best meme is the one that can unironically help someone when the joke ends.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Suicide is not a joke, Jim!

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Hey guys FTR, I am fine, I just wanted to check it out of pure curiosity & I was denied. The irony is making me lmao.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thank you. I had no idea. I will make an update that has the same content but in Markdown format and I’ll stop linking to that article in the future.

Edit: Correct word